Me:Come on Vlad we're leaving
Vlad;To where?
Me:To the country
Vlad:Why?
Me:I'm going to teach you how to drive
Vlad:Why?
Me:Because I'm getting sick of driving you when you need to go somewhere
Vlad:What if I DON'T want to learn how to drive
Me:Oh come on Vlad! Even Gabriel knows how to drive!
Vlad:Really?
Gabriel:Yes Vlad I can drive
Vlad:Then lets go
+In the country+
Me:Okay, I'm going to tell you what to do
Vlad:Alright
Me:Okay, turn the key
Vlad:Okay now what?
Me:Put the car in drive
Vlad:okay, now?
Me:Back the car up
Vlad:*backs car up*
Me:Now put it forward
Car:*Swerves down the road, into the wood and into a bunch of bushes*
Me:*Clutching chest* Holy shit
Vlad:I failed didn't I?
Me:Yes, horribly
Vlad:Damn it
+That night at dinner+
Me:Vlad?
Vlad:Yes
Me:You suck at driving
Vlad:I know
Andi:You tried to teach him how to drive?
Me:Uh-huh
Andi:*Starts laughing*
Me:Shut up
Vlad:*whimpers*
Elizabeth:It's okay Vlad
Vlad:Thank you Elizabeth
Me:Well, me and Gabe are going out, bye
+out on a random cliff+
Gabriel:Why did you try to teach Vlad how to drive
Me:Because I wanted him to do shit himself
Gabriel:You know that was gonna fail horribly
Me:Yeah, just like that time I tried to teach him how to use the toaster
Gabriel:He just isn't meant to do modern things
Me:Yeah
Gabriel:And he totally sucks at driving